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Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible important, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus.
The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”
So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.
There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.

In the midst of exploring Renaissance Italy history for reasons, I have found a wonder.

Have you never had one of those one draws something and other continues and you end up taking turns creating something odd… like dicks with legs of cocks. With a cocky feather cocking up from their anuses. Pointing at anuses.
Which is a really fun pun. Not only in modern English. In Italian there’s such a idiom as “do a cock” “fare il gallo” which means trying to impress girls. Such a great glimpse in their lives. Think about it. Leo and Salai making fun of dicks who make “do a cocks” of themselves with feathers and strutting -for girls?, by actually making cock-dick hybrids on paper pointing at anuses and trying to top each other.
(As you can see there’s a distinct change in the “hand” within the drawing. One is precise, light and balanced, and can draw straight line and a circle without ruler or compass.)

theotherjax:

hideakiohno:

Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible important, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus.

The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”

So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.

There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.

In the midst of exploring Renaissance Italy history for reasons, I have found a wonder.

Have you never had one of those one draws something and other continues and you end up taking turns creating something odd… like dicks with legs of cocks. With a cocky feather cocking up from their anuses. Pointing at anuses.

Which is a really fun pun. Not only in modern English. In Italian there’s such a idiom as “do a cock” “fare il gallo” which means trying to impress girls. Such a great glimpse in their lives. Think about it. Leo and Salai making fun of dicks who make “do a cocks” of themselves with feathers and strutting -for girls?, by actually making cock-dick hybrids on paper pointing at anuses and trying to top each other.

(As you can see there’s a distinct change in the “hand” within the drawing. One is precise, light and balanced, and can draw straight line and a circle without ruler or compass.)

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US Constitution, First Amendment: The right to assemble, to have free speech, to have freedom of the press.

Ferguson Police: Kicks out media and limits protestors to a “First Amendment Area”image

funny, i thought the WHOLE COUNTRY was a first amendment area. silly me. 

why did they even have a sign that says “first amendment area” on hand

in case of abundant truthbombing, use sign

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Filed under Ferguson Isn't it supposed to be usa that 'area' ?? like US Constitution wasn't it that -wait let me read...eyes say yes Though it seems the amendment really goes thus: Righ to assemble-have free speech-freedom of the press within usa except Ferguson where there's fenced specified area for that Rest of Ferguson is reserved for the on-going funtastic company picnic! Where there's food -productivity -staying inline and everything is so so fun usa StrexCorp

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What I do with my free time is this. After deciding to read a book in the quiet of my library (living room-slash-kitchen) I lit up the room, crawl into my darkened curtain-drawn chamber (bedroom) and browse whole night.

Filed under I talked so here's a tag from my life My eyes begun to feel sore so I wrote a tumblr text post to explain the situation to myself Isn't that how you communicate to yourself these days? Since always days? via tumblr the only way really how else isn't that what the old latin saying is all about: oh how it goes: A writer of a post reads their post as many a time it appears on their dash that multiplied by their vanity plus two Yes It was a rather thought provoking thing even to the people of the time too. proverbs qui scribit

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it’s so dumb that piercings and tattoos can impact your ability to find a job. employers shouldn’t be allowed to discriminate based on gender, race, sexual orientation, or level of punk-rockness

If you were about to have a surgery done, would you feel comfortable if she/he had gages and tattoos all over their face?

I mean presumably they went to medical school I literally would not give a single crap what they decided to put on their face

What the fuck is that question getting at anyway, do people think getting a tattoo impairs your fine motor coordination or some shit?

Filed under tattoos finer motor skills punk-rockness employment

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Filed under exactly! Charlie Day always sunny in philadelphia nature trees good reaction ok ok I am being pretentious I was like born in the middle of woods yes! I do know what the place he is in! OK! I am a fake! I come from the side of the countryside! AND by the way did you know there are NO SIDES to the world?! it just effing goes on man just goes on trees and no trees then trees and no trees forest the wild every kid from the my neck of the woods knew how to use a knife by the time we were five And knew how to find mushrooms or a person who had mushrooms am I kidding I talked in tags so here's a tag